Chaotic Kristy

My Life. My Chaos. My Blog.

Category: Life is funny

Aspartame free chewing gum

Ok I’m so damn excited!!!! I have gone forever without chewing gum. This is like my favorite thing to do is chew gum and I had to live without it. Most chewing gum (every kind they sell at the cashier counter) contains aspartame. Aspartame gives me SEVERE migraines. Yes severe, not the kind that you take a pill and you’re…

Let’s talk Bathroom Rugs

First off isn’t this just lovely. I mean just squish it between your toes. Imagine a fluffy cloud and you just stepped all over it with you freshly clean feet. Awww…Peaceful. Okay. Stop right there. This is not the type of rug I wanted to talk about. I want to talk about the rugs that go directly in front of…

Starting Over

Today I wanted to blog. Awesome right? Wrong. I just discovered that I lost my whole blog. ALL OF IT! I thought I was paying for my hosting, but sometime ago I changed bank accounts. Then I forgot to update my hosting account with the new card. SIGH! It has also been forever since I blogged. I didn’t even notice…

13 hour work day results

Here it is in all it’s glory. My hairspray stood up to the challenge. I worked 13 hours yesterday without a lunch break. I had to climb under a trailer and pull cable lines bobbing and weaving under axles and beams. I also had to climb into a ceiling that looked like a tornado went through a cable and air…

Cute short hair updo

I have been really trying hard to grow my hair out. I usually cut it off far before this point. I can’t stand hair in my face or tucked behind my ears because it won’t stay out of my eyes. I prefer a Pixie style, but this year I have been doing good. I can actually place most of my…

My blender Blunder

Searching my house for sweets lately has been a silly task because usually there are none. Sweets don’t last long in my house. Yesterday I went on my afternoon sweet search but knowing we don’t actually have sweets I was trying to think of what I could make. I thought that maybe I had some frozen fruit left. When I…

Facing my fear…sort of

There a only afraid of a few things in life ….however snakes…I’m MAJORLY afraid of. I wasn’t always this way. As a kid I was a little scared of them, but I could at least see one and not freak out. I could sit there and watch it, maybe even poke it with a stick to watch it slither off.…

Netflix what did you do?

My family has switched from cable to Netflix for many, many years. To be honest it’s been my little escape for some time now. We not only have Netflix on smart devices we have but also our TV. I can escape into a great show from time to time. (more than I should really) and the kids can go to…

Sunburn

I would be the perfect candidate for any sunburn commercial as for what NOT to do. Or maybe they could use me as a test dummy for their strongest products. It seems I can’t even leave my house on a half sunny day without 50 proof sunblock. Yesterday my family decided we wanted to dip our toes in the water. This was an unexpected trip so…